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Motivational Demotivational Poster


Demotivation -




A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




THE RAMS SUCK! -




PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


TAGS: motivational
Rating: 4.81/5

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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


FREEDOM OF CHOICE - IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION -


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 21, 2013, 11:37 pm
That's why I have on voted twice. It's all an illusion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:54 am
that would be the first time i'd understand if someone becomes a non-voter. 5 Steaks


MOOSE STUFF -




DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.




HIPPIES - There even on the dark side


TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?


YOU BASTARD! - You ate all the Lucky Charms, didn't you?!




TIME - THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH...




CARE BEAR - Go ahead hug him .....


TAGS: motivational poster
Rating: 3.77/5

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boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:27 pm
its a trap


CYNICS - People who smell the sweet scent of flowers and look for the coffin.


TAGS: humor funny demotivational
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am
A worthy 5.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:38 am
A quick count shows over 60 non-political funnies. Also, some of the political stuff is funny, if you're not too sensitive about your team. Bone, click my name and scroll. They make me laugh, but no guarantees you will.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
WTF WTFO and you're not sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
sweet potato.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:33 am
BTW, I have quite a bit of non-political stuff.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Like most people on this site, I do what I enjoy. Just because some political satire doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it isn't funny or demotivational to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:26 am
So much better than your political stuff. Why can't you do this kinda thing all the time?
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:24 am
Much obliged.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:34 pm
Ditto here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
I like it. 5.
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pretty good. Mind you, when one is at a funeral, focussing on the flowers would be the act of a denialist or a child.


MEN ARE NOT PIGS! - Pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.


TAGS: men pigs funny demotivational
Rating: 4.39/5

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JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Thank you!!! :)
ughomer - March 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
Gud one, JB78. Reminds me Maxwell on GEICO ads. Weeeeeee.


REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


ICP FAN -




OH SHIT - TENNIS BALL!




OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


TOGA TOGA TOGA -


TAGS: toga party animal underwear john belushi motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.62/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

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Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


RETARDS -


TAGS: wit day retards monkey mom dad you motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.36/5

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GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:04 pm
Guess what. He’s a phukking lunatic. A genius, but can’t do anything with his intellect. I’d trade ya in a heartbeat. So get the phukk over yerself and join in the fun, or go somewhere hearts bleed. We’re all bled out here.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:03 pm
Most folks here have some sorta major problem not looked upon by the general society as ‘normal’…and guess what, we poke fun at ourselves. I wish my first born son was just mentally challenged or whatever the acceptable term is today.
GaryO - July 16, 2013, 8:02 pm
So, FY, you sign up, look for ‘retard’ tags, found two…from 2009..with barely a rating of 2 (showing nobody cares for that kind of humor) and now, your first posts, make derogatory comments. Bravo.
Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:40 pm
That is so rude my sister is Down syndrome and I'd say yous don't know wat it's like to live with a person that's disabled it's very very hard
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 1:27 am
having fun with ur voting again...lol
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:44 pm
not your mother,Ron, the readers
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 7:39 pm
There are 29 different types of humor, and this uses more than the wit assignment needed. Wit, sudden sharpness, and quick perception. Exaggerism, overstating the feature, and Epigram, a shot at YOUR mother. 5 Take it as a jokes!!
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 5:44 pm
luv the ear ring and lipstick. Start voting it down sweetheart.


HIGH COST OF EDUCATION -


TAGS: college demotivational
Rating: 4.78/5

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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:37 pm
House, That is the most awesome use of a Law Degree I have ever heard of! Huzah!
house - June 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
Derek - June 15, 2011, 6:04 pm
The epitome of demotivation for much of the World.
Airman - June 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
no The1st.. there is nothing funny in this one. My youngest son is living this right now. Nice to have him back home, but...
krazirefa - June 15, 2011, 10:07 am
it is true..i was student here in Malaysia(east asia)8months ago, i finished my degree in engineering and now doing translator in some stupid hotel..same thing happing all the way here.
Discoman - June 15, 2011, 1:48 am
so true...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
I do not want to read such a huge wall of text, so I a5sume this poster is very funny.
house - June 14, 2011, 7:11 pm
5L's airman - easy to see why your the king
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 very demotivated lions.
MPsniper - June 14, 2011, 6:00 pm
Frakin' BRILLIANT.


SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......Fucker!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


Death -


TAGS: beautiful valkyrie viking valhalla motivational
Rating: 2.71/5

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m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still fucked up... woo!
m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family raped some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


TIGHTY WHITIES -


TAGS: tighty whities whitey tighties motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.06/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:28 pm
tight, just tight! 5
culos - November 3, 2009, 7:53 am
Until today these mother in law cotton tents were my least favorite undies. I now stand corrected!


CRYSTAL METH - he's lovin' it.




THE CHOW HALL -




FAN SERVICE -


TAGS: life time marathon motivational girl dance funny
Rating: 3.23/5

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lolman - May 1, 2009, 1:14 am
yeah but it looks like the guy running behind is thinkin about it
Dr Quirkey - April 30, 2009, 8:55 am
Might be if she wasn't a Thousand years old


GOOD, GOOD - LET THE CONFUSION FLOW THROUGH YOU


TAGS: demotivational posters funny faces confusion
Rating: 4.17/5

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zoomer296 - February 27, 2013, 11:29 pm
Looks like something out of MIB or Star Wars.
hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
LOL!
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:27 am
" Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor."


CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




OPTIMISM - The constant belief that life will suddenly become fair just for you.


TAGS: optimism pessimism demotivational
Rating: 1.84/5

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mallen - April 10, 2009, 5:51 am
Re-SailorDh: That's a knee.
DW - February 23, 2009, 9:03 pm
I think this is most likely a "Die-In". Events where people gather and pretend to be dead for an amount of time to draw attention to a cause. At least I hope this is one
SailorDh - September 5, 2008, 10:10 pm
Looks like someone in the pile is a necropheliac.. he got wood.
shtoink - July 30, 2008, 12:55 am
they look cold
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:16 pm
What the hell happened here? Is this a pile of sleeping hippies? Were they all gunned down by the secret world government? Did the guest speaker get extremely boring?


DETERMINATION - One of Life's greatest lessons: Determination will not compensate For a fraying rope


TAGS: determination demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

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M0rd3kaI - June 3, 2012, 3:45 pm
Nope, it sure as hell does not, thus you have a backup line in my case. 5L
Hawamleh - March 24, 2011, 7:42 pm
5butjam, tears of joy are streaming down my cheeks, your first poster in like ever, and you've hit a home run, five lions mate.
5butjam - March 24, 2011, 5:37 pm
(Proud face)
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:02 pm
5L's love it.
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:24 am
Pzykosiz, I love your TwoFaced Lego! And I sure give this one 5, just for the image, it's worth it! xx
pzykosiz - March 22, 2011, 7:05 pm
great work. 5L's


INTEGRITY -


TAGS: office staunch motivational stubborn
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Great posters this morning Smegdaniele.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:00 pm
well 5aid


BE YOUR BEST -


TAGS: best monroe motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.61/5

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amina - December 29, 2009, 9:35 am
She was such an icon, and a good role model for women. she didn't care that she wasn't skinny, or that the wasn't perfect.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:33 am
Thi woman was... is... the ultimate.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 12:00 am
....but enough about Porc... 5L!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




CURIOSITY - There are no stupid questions. However, there are tons of inquisitive morons.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

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pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 7:09 pm
sweet 5L's
John R - October 3, 2010, 6:50 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:21 am
Good one!


CAT DRUMS - It's not that we expected the unexpected. We just never expected this.




MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


BUTTMEN -


TAGS: buttmen culos cartoon motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.96/5

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FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 12:51 pm
Buahahahahah, I just ROLF'd all over mah keyboard
motifake - December 4, 2009, 3:35 pm

LMAO!!! 5L!!!!
Ed-Hyde - December 4, 2009, 6:35 am
I laughed my head off when I first saw this on explosm 5 horribly disfigured (but still sexy) lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:50 am
Later Zed.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:48 am
gotta drop off for 'bout hour, gotta run the Mrs. to work.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:46 am
yeah, We're a strange bunch.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:41 am
Butts, burritos, titties and chicken. You know... the usual.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:40 am
I like the wings myself....wait, What were we talking about?
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Funny you should ask, Moo+. I've always considered myself a breast man, but now... No, wait. I still am.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 4, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you a buttman veggie? Does this sort of thing turn you on?........shameful. LOL.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Pretty damn funny


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


MEANWHILE - At the Wal-Mart.....


TAGS: wal mart funny demotivational
Rating: 3.4/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:54 am

This one is the GOOD kitty. Her other 83 felines were bad,, so they had to stay home~~~this time. 5LLLLLs
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I used to have a black cat that big. He was scared of everything. Taking him to the vet literally scared the shit out of him


LOLZ SATAN -


TAGS: lolz satan black metal motivational
Rating: 2.91/5

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Wonga - October 10, 2009, 7:05 pm
I am not. Saying it out loud made me rofl.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 8:00 pm

is Wonga really Cannibal Pete?
Wonga - October 4, 2009, 7:23 pm
you idiots haven't a clue. this poster is hilarious!
COCHINO - September 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
That kid looks tarded.
Cannibal Pete - April 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
@Purity King Diamond? WTF dude, this guy is just some dude at my country's local scene who dresses up like some troo blacker, while he just looks ridiculous. The fact that you just confused him with King Diamond makes you a FAIL, please go killyourself.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:04 am
Uh... What? Looks like King Diamond or Waylon from Mushroomhead, both of which are pretty fucking awesome and not at all emo, gay, lulz satan or retarded like you. Sorry to burst your faggoty ass bubble.


MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Anyone can make one, but it takes true talent to make one funny.


TAGS: motivational poster funny epic fail
Rating: 2.22/5


TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


THE KITCHEN - It's on fire!!


TAGS: demotivational funny woman posters
Rating: 4.21/5

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Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:07 am
LMAO!! Run B*tch!!! 5L


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity kids motivational hereditary
Rating: 3.98/5

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TheSarge - November 22, 2009, 1:14 pm
Wow...just...wow....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
Thanks DRE. I appreciate what you are saying. I wasn't calling you any names I was only lashing back at the person that embodies the meaning of moron.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
Ice, calm down please, look at what you wrote, can you see how i took it as bashing? Dont start calling us names or its only going to start an argument you cant win. Calm down.....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Bullshit. All of your comments so far have been calling me & other relative newbs subservient. At what point did I say I was bashing anyone? Thanks for being so understanding , DICK!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
(what Dre said)
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
We were all noobs, Ice... but we grew up... and with less bravado than you. Quit trying to tell everyone what they did wrong until you can get it all right. The reason you're getting jumped is because we all know better. Learn from it... relax... shut up.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:35 pm
Your lucky it isnt real life
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
especially since you apparently haven't learned from your own submissions that it isn't as easy to make winners all the time. Moron.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Iceman... you're not a non-conformist, you're an internet-based pr1ck. Nobody is asking you to bow to the powers that be... but you are certainly going to fall out of favor when you try and bash established motifakers....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Oh yeah DRE, this is lfe & death, isn't it?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:29 pm
...timers. I'm just calling things as I see them. Remember, all of you were newbs at one time. While I have respect for those of you that are well practiced at the art of Motifake, I believe you "greybeards" can cut some slack.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:28 pm
This isnt the forum, this shit is real
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
Once again, allow me to grovel. Perhaps it would be a good idea to post these rules before anyone logs into this site. Look, I'm not a neophyte to internet forums etc. so I know how newbs are treated. I'm not trying to raise the hackle of the long...
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Iceman, before you start talking crap at this site, get your feet a bit wetter. Have you ever walked into apub and talked sh1t right when you sat down? Respect is a basic quality... and you need to shut up unti you have made something of quality.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
no problem, its what i do, care to add something Ag?
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Ahem....
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:18 pm
Once again, my initial comment was not a bash, simply my honest opinion. And thanks for being our "Judge Almighty".
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:13 pm
Its alright Iceman, i just dont like it when people bash others, for stuff they cant do better
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well pardon the fuck out of me for not kissing the feet of royalty. Excuse the hell out of me for offending hierarchy here. Please allow me to grovel. It was not a badmouthing, simply a reflection on his past work. While still good, he has done better.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:54 pm
First off Iceman, id like to see you do better. Second, even if its not up to par, and i think its still pretty funny, Ron is a legend, you have no right to bad mouth him. That is all
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
Not up to your standards, sorry to say.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Thanks Bone! Wait...you're not talking about that time behind the truck stop are you? I TOLD you my demanding "full service" from that attendant was supposed to just be a joke! And did you help me? Nooo! But did you take cellphone video for YouTube? Yup!
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nice one Ron, and good sentiments in the comments guys. Hear, hear!
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 6:40 pm
Thanks, Bone. I'm proud to serve along side all military motifakers (active, reserve, guard and retired). For all currently deployed-keep your eyes open/your ass down/and return safely.
ronsart - November 11, 2009, 3:37 pm
WOW! Mr. Bone...so thoughtful and nice for you to do. Totally taken back by your kindness. Thanks for that. My Thanks with yours to all the guys too, Thanks everyday to our Vets. Now Mr. Bone get back to work.
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 3:01 pm
And those of you that are with us; Ron, LD, Mark, WTFO, Airman, MO and all others...Thank You For Your Service!


GUILT - You know you have none. Go ahead and laugh.




THE DARKSIDE - Come on everyone's doing it




CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker


TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.


BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


SILLY: IT'S NOT JUST FOR STRING ANYMORE -


TAGS: silly string demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

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ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:54 pm
Good submission. 5 L from me.


SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of ass in metropolis


LITTLE REMINDERS -


TAGS: reminders 2012 christmas motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.46/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
good to be notified
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 9:33 am
I have a friend named scottie
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 27, 2010, 4:52 am
I can see my house from here!
Overlord Douchebag - January 1, 2010, 1:54 am
I reckon you'll be one of them.
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:34 pm
i wonder how many sheeple are going to kill themselves on 12/20/12?
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:19 pm
Looks like someone turned on the LHC...
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:18 am
I can't wait!


LONELINESS - If none of your boyfriends have turned out to be Mr. Right, then the problem is probably you.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
A TRUE demotivational poster..5/5


THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?


TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.


PUBIC HAIR PULLER -


TAGS: pubic hair puller february fatt matt motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.03/5

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Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 11:42 am
For an extra $50 I'll do it w/ my teeth.
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 7:15 pm
HA! That lady needs to go see Matt a little more frequently. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
YIPES!!! 5L
Derek - February 3, 2010, 6:48 pm
Somebody had some very straight pubes.


SNIFF SNIFF -




YOUR SON -




SECOND PLACE -




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: achievement positive motivational
Rating: 3.25/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ron - You've violated Dr. Dumbo's three line rule again. How can you possibly put up with the ridicule?


IMPROVING TROOP MORALE IN AFGHANISTAN - This donation would motivate troops. The truck was last seen at the Khyber Pass. The Taliban did NOT approve.




MEANWHILE - In America...




If you're not with me when I'm failing -




TARZAN AND JANE -


TAGS: tarzan jane squirrel motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - June 14, 2010, 7:23 pm

tweedy - step back a pace or two. I appreciate you have a point of view, however to come out of the gate throwing insults is not a good way to make a appearance.
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:11 pm
how original...1 lion
lesterinside - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Fvcktard. How did i miss this one. 5L!
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:42 pm
It's an old lame joke but the image makes it worth a 5L
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:18 pm
Emmit!!! This damn crash made me vote 5 lil cheetahs again. ;)
Sho - January 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
Hole in the tree trunk? I think Tarzan might be infected with squirrel aids. I heard that's some serious shit. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 18, 2010, 9:30 pm
"5 just a squirrel, trying to get a nut"
Chompers - January 18, 2010, 9:11 pm
Quick, everyone, Vote this back to the top. 5L


80 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING -


TAGS: approval rating agdaniele motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:53 pm
LMAO!!!! Are you saying that you want me to go to reno again? Everyone is dying to miss me!
motinet - November 3, 2010, 10:48 pm

Flashback! LOL!
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 7:36 am

epic!
Woodywood03a - April 20, 2010, 6:41 pm
I have nothing to say, but now... I have a lot to show.
Woodywood03a - April 20, 2010, 6:41 pm
I have nothing to say, but now... I have a lot to show.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
LMAO!!! Thank you, RON!!! And yes, sir... back to work. There's an old sheriff in town!
ronsart - February 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
WELCOME BACK AGGY...you,ve been sorely missed...now get back to work.
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:54 am
who?
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:33 pm
BoneCD is right. After all, I am finally starting to realize that XD. If anyone has unneeded 5L's you know where to reach me! Lol.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 4:41 pm
Though i think this is more like 60% cause the kid 2nd from the right does not look happy to be there either.
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:38 pm
Then show us the good stuff Woody. Remember it's quality over quantity. You don't need to make a lot of posters...just good ones!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
well.... I am not talking about agdantele. I am talking about my approval rating. Also, I can do better.
GreyScorpion - January 21, 2010, 4:35 pm
that's some funny stuff there. 5L
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
In Aggy's defense...The guy just got a bad orange.
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 4:25 pm
you're as good at math as you are at making posters
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:18 pm
really..... and I would be 10% ??
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5. Instant classic.
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 3:56 pm
I,m in the 80%!
MightySW - January 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
Awesome , 5's


FIVE STAGES -


TAGS: five stages life chart motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.36/5

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erock - March 16, 2010, 3:19 pm
awesome poster ronsart!
Bovee - January 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
LOL great.
IllicoPresto - January 22, 2010, 2:01 pm
LMAO! Outstanding!


PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER -


TAGS: canadians its over february sheep no names from me lol motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.21/5

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pieman - February 8, 2010, 6:04 pm
I llllllove it. I'm sure my daaaaad, Jake will too. Mom says hi Jake.5 Lambs


PESSIMISM - Depression and disappointment grow from negative thoughts. But that doesn't matter, you were doomed to be a failure from the start.




GODS CONTROL BUTTONS -


TAGS: cods control buttons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
Damn Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 button pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L


LIFE -


TAGS: life steamroller motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Chron139 - November 24, 2009, 4:12 pm
Too true dude.
Haarakkon - November 24, 2009, 8:21 am
Excellent work, Ron.


GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 -


TAGS: john wayne advice bitch motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.86/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:51 pm
the Duke never was one to pull his punches was he.. 5L


MEANWHILE - In Japan...


TAGS: japan demotivational funny pictures
Rating: 3.86/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:17 am
After the setup of the two previous "Meanwhile in" I viewed, suddenly finding this one was worth the wait: 5L's


NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I assume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


POSITIVITY - Probably the best infection in the world. Spread it. :)


TAGS: positivity motivational
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sho - May 15, 2011, 3:02 pm
I think there are enough HIV positive people..


GOOD QUESTIONS -


TAGS: questions eastwood gran motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.61/5

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GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:00 pm
Not Really....But there are a couple of women I can say that about....$40 for a penicillan shot? ridiculous
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:21 pm
Alright.....I'm too drunk to p[ost.........hoorah?........roll me on my side.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 4:19 pm
Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings in the rooms of her Ice water mansion, Michigan steams like A Young mans dreams...The islands and bays are for sportsmen....farther below! Lake Ontario, takes in what Lake Erie can send 'her.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:09 pm
Take it easy, Canada! Catcha later.
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:08 pm
I gota go drop off my Thermodynamics lab. see ya guys later
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:06 pm
or, just use " Enter" ofr a C, huh Canada?
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
DAMIT!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 4:04 pm
ONE BADA$S MOTHERFU
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
Or maybe not. [email protected], back to the drawing board.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 4:02 pm
Canada, use a dollar-sign for the first letter-s "BADA$S". Substitute a < for the c in "MOTHERFU
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:57 pm
ONE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER! 5L


AMERICAS FUTURE -




PEYTON -


TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.


YOUR MEMBERSHIP APPROVED -


TAGS: bitch club stfu motivational
Rating: 3.29/5

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DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Does me being able to see nips make this NSFW?
Emperor Ché - October 19, 2009, 4:48 pm
Over 3291805000 members world wide!!!!
RONSART - October 18, 2009, 8:42 pm
This is pretty good too!


SUCCESS - In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstien




WEALTH - Money can't buy happiness. How's poverty working for you?




PURPLE -


TAGS: purple funny motivational posters
Rating: 2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 11, 2010, 3:08 am
You just had one."User Control Panel"..."Profile"..."Edit Avatar" - then you can upload your pic. But don't bother if you're gonna bash Americans or anyone else.....we don't need any more Timmies.
Aldous Perevzky - January 11, 2010, 3:01 am
how can i upload an avatar do you know?


REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o


ISOLATION -


TAGS: demotivational motivational not sure
Rating: 4.71/5

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flint - September 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
short & very sweet... 5L
deadluvva - September 6, 2010, 8:09 am
Superb indeed.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:42 pm

superb.


MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Helping young ladies reach the pinnacle of their careers. I think she peaked a little early.




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: true love beer walking motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.13/5

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Vash - December 3, 2009, 9:42 am
my best friend and worst enemy.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:22 pm
Ain't that the true definition?!?!?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 11:09 pm
thx Mr. Spacedog! jez everytime I see this poster now...makes me thirsty and reminds me...sweetheart can you get me another beer please, I love you...thanks luv...count to 10 have my beer and off to see your new posters Mr. Spacedog...lol
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:02 pm
5Ls


PELICANS - Motivating our troops since 2331




THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -


TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 9:35 pm
LOL @ Produce
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Do the words that follow the second ellipsis explain her middle finger action? Nice one, Ron!


IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED -


TAGS: succeed chuck norris motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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ChuckMan - December 26, 2010, 6:53 pm
You're close to perfection, but remember that perfection is made of CHUCK.
Rock - November 3, 2009, 3:24 am
The Mighty One
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:23 am
He makes Christianity cool!
RKing - November 2, 2009, 11:43 pm
Chuck Norris is so gay (yes I typed that without dying)
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm
A clear-cut ad for evrything everywhere.


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.57/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am
photchopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
true


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